I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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