can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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