Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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