New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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