brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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