Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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