I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
not ubering you a puppy
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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