I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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