I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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