She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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