Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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