The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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