I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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