she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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