3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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