It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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