yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
then he tried to convert me to islam
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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