He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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