wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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