He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Randomize
