I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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