Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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