I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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