I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
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