I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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