she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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