You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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