You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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