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There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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