I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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