I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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