I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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