i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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