You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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