I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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