My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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