Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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