So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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