Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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