last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
