I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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