Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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