So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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