She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Randomize