Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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