Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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