He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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