A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
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