just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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