bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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