I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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