I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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