I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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