How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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